Poorly toned muscles, pulse less than <100 bpm, prompt grimacing in response to stimuli, pinkish hue, vigorous crying…

My Apgar score at 23,389,200 min is 8

@FlockOfCats 🀣

@mylesserhalf that you for laughing at this very obtuse joke attempt πŸ˜†

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@FlockOfCats there is a time in every parent's life where they can recite and explain Apgar. Then about day 3 of sleep deprivation and exhaustion, it is shunted into the "short term memory dump" basket, or the "file this for pub quiz" index. πŸ€“
@FlockOfCats also, man, you keep some crazy hours.