A fun thing to do would be to get on some big social network (Instagram, Bluesky) and set up a content theft account, spend 3-4 years posting the most anodyne, click-friendly possible content, pictures of cats or facts about hair metal or something, and then out of the blue for a final post post a really long, tearful, complicated apology post that never specifically explains what you're apologizing for and immediately stop posting forever, leaving everyone to wonder forever what it was you did
"Sorry for Posting"