What do you mean the doormat bit you?
@catsalad You can't fool me; this is a mimic with poor opsec.

@jsled @catsalad
"mimic with poor opsec" is not a phrase I ever expected to see. 😆

Making me think now of a Operations Security Manual for Dungeon Monsters, 5th Ed. Department of Dungeon Health and Safety (DDHS) or something.