Mastodawn

Alice: There's a sale in Reading!

Bob: But I already have so many unread books

A: No Reading

B: Yeah that's why they haven't been read

A: No, in the town of Reading!

B: Alexandria?

Alexandria: What?

@MOULE Erm..., Re the ALT TEXT: Reading is a town 60 km (40 miles) west of London.That's half way to Swindon -- also not in London.

@MOULE @henstridge Swindon isn’t far from London, in a magic roundabout way

Oh Santa, you jest!

Swindon's so far from London it's in Cardiff*.

(*Awaiting inevitable corrections)

@MOULE @euitter jajaja muy bueno!