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Sounds like JoJo villain monologue
The next panels talk about his morning routine and goes into great detail about how he prepares his breakfast.
I mean, at that point it could also be a Neal Stephenson novel.
Ah ha! I have you completely figured out! The next words out of your mouth will be: “the bowl of Captain Crunch should have cut the roof of your mouth to shreds!”