freedymxDude, just do the dishes!
That’s not how seasoning works at all.
Clean your pan!!
Clean your pan!!
Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.
Aftermath
Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)
After surgery (October 31st)New brace (14 days after)
Today
LumidaubTruly a wake-up call. Never clean your pans. Best not clean any dishes. /j
NelotsBut did it make less noise?
Not quite sure. The noise it made was muffled by my screams tho because it did hurt initially.