Richard

Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing)

https://lemmy.world/post/22549655

Brazilian's impression on Europe(i have never been there and this is based on nothing) - Lemmy.World

this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees. Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

Nov 28, 2024 at 6:34pmWeb
Show threadmarcosNov 28, 2024

Another Brazilian here.

The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It’s hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

Show threadRichardNov 28, 2024
they got some very hot ice over there don’t they?
Show threadChemical WonkaNov 28, 2024
as a german I can assure
Show threadmacnielNov 28, 2024
As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D
Show threadFelixCressNov 28, 2024
Has he managed to piss you off?
Show threadDragonsInARoomNov 28, 2024
With that handwriting I can tell you’re American
Show threadRichardNov 28, 2024
i’m not, my cursive handwriting is terrible, so i have moved away from it
Show threadWereCatNov 29, 2024
It’s legible so it’s fine
Show threaddoggleNov 28, 2024
Everything you don’t like is American
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernNov 29, 2024
That’s not true, I don’t like the English, because they made America.
Show threadDragonsInARoomNov 29, 2024
And we are cursed with the reality everyday
Show threadGliftedNov 28, 2024
I laughed when I read “Brazilian colony”
Show threadKorne127Nov 28, 2024

This is amazing :)

Also, Brazilian :0 a good friend I know is from there as well :)

Show threadP4ulin_KbanaNov 29, 2024
We are secretely everwhere…
Show threadZloubidaNov 28, 2024
Please never show that to a Briton 😅.
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernNov 29, 2024
Shouldn’t call themselves that then
Show threadLommyNov 28, 2024
Sinking 😂
Show threadRandomStickmanNov 28, 2024
Can't wait for you to do Asia
Show threadFelixCressNov 29, 2024
Is she pretty?
Show threadI Cast FistNov 29, 2024
I heard she used to have quite a Carrera
Show threadGregorNov 28, 2024
No data about Slovenia ):
Show threadRichardNov 28, 2024

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

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Show threadGregorNov 28, 2024
Great map 👍
Show threadFortatechNov 28, 2024
We are honoured.
Show threadTriflingToadNov 28, 2024
spoiler didn’t work for me. I’m on Voyager (mobile) if it matters
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Nov 29, 2024
Well at least its in one peace here.
Show threadP4ulin_KbanaNov 29, 2024
Could you repeat that again?
Show threadWIZARD POPE💫Nov 29, 2024
God damn piece*
Show threadTheEighthDoctorNov 29, 2024
You are asking too much, Brazilians don’t even know where their capital is
Show threadI Cast FistNov 29, 2024
I mean, it’s in the middle of actual nowhere, surrounded by hundreds of km of fucking nothing
Show threadSkullgridNov 28, 2024

Islands at the end of something looking like boot : exists

Brazillians : 👀 o fute bal detectãoinho!

Show threadRichardNov 28, 2024
if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very conveniently ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land
Show threadrockerface 🇺🇦Nov 28, 2024
I mean, we do have a lot of different bread, so that part checks out
Show threadqyronNov 28, 2024

The knowledge of geography is top notch.

And Brazil is the colony, not the other way around.

Show threadRichardNov 28, 2024
The Portuguese media has gotten to your brain, your contributions to the free thinking world will be remembered fondly, old friend 😔✊
Show threadqyronNov 28, 2024
Likewise.
Show threadmrfrikiNov 28, 2024
TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.
Show threadRichardNov 28, 2024
I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey
Show threadlowdudeNov 28, 2024
Time to go back to the times you dabbled in gangsta rap and replace all street references with desert references. Don’t forget about the camel samples while you’re at it
Show threadsrestegosaurioNov 28, 2024
Part of it has got a fucking biome update and now we have water biomes too.
Show threadHootinNHollerinNov 28, 2024
Calling the south of France useless…
Show threadDragonTypeWyvernNov 29, 2024
Better than fascist collaborators.
Show threadplactagonicNov 28, 2024

Divorced but still friends > You probably didn’t checked recent politics of our countries. Still could be worse (looks south).

Show threadAllNewTypeFaceNov 28, 2024
Is Poland pissed in the American or British sense of the word?
Show threadbstixNov 28, 2024
Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.
Show threadhOrniNov 29, 2024
And does it say richer? Who the fuck gets richer in Poland? People born after 1990 can’t afford a house, same as everywhere else.
Show threadTriflingToadNov 28, 2024

I have a feeling these might be connected

Show threadChilledPeppersNov 28, 2024
They are by the same person
Show threadMeThisGuyNov 29, 2024
No, there’s a big ass ocean in between.
Show threadI Cast FistNov 29, 2024
If you circumvent around the north, it’s just a small ass ocean :D
Show threadlarsNov 30, 2024
I’m sorry, what kinda big ocean?
Show threadRichardNov 29, 2024
i don’t know what you’re talking about
Show threadTiptopitNov 28, 2024
As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian
Show threadChilledPeppersNov 28, 2024
As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.
Show threadOmegaNov 29, 2024
Danke
Show threadEager EagleNov 28, 2024
it’s easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it’s easier to piss off a German
Show thread0lauraNov 29, 2024
yes. just say 7:1
Show threadP4ulin_KbanaNov 29, 2024
What? The 2014 world cup? I don’t even care for football (the actual one), lufe still went on after that.
Show threadSzylerNov 30, 2024
Just say “you speak Brazilian, right?” and let them boil over in rage.
Show threadPhineazNov 28, 2024
What do you mean “too easy to piss off a German”, do you want trouble? I’ll give you some you lousy … samba dancer.