If you work in a cranberry bog, you’ve got to be cool with WOLF SPIDERS who will climb you when the bogs are flooded at harvest time. https://kottke.org/24/11/cranberry-bogs-use-spiders-instead-of-pesticides
Cranberry Bogs Use Spiders Instead Of Pesticides

Hey what are you doing, let’s talk about cranberries! Surely you know, the cranberry is the Official Berry of my wonderful C

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@kottke I made the mistake of googling "wolf spider" and I'd advise everyone not to.
Also, I won't go near a cranberry bog ever.
Also, wtf did you think telling me?

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