Well I just learned about this so now you have to as well

https://www.sqlite.org/codeofethics.html

Code Of Ethics

Ask yourself if you’re comfortable using a database if it doesn’t explicitly reference the Ten Commandments in its docs
Using this software does not require you to believe that Blessed Gronkar is in fact a Shard of the Eternal who can heal with his thoughts, but it is recommended that you comport yourself accordingly
@phil BE NOT A GRUMBLER, PHIL.

@phil that's hilarious

also "has formed the baseline for many civil law codes" lol. Belief It Or Not is just wrapping up a series on the ten commandments and maybe three of them have any correspondence to civil law

@phil I'd say, Jesus Fucking Christ, is this real?
@phil I love rule 37: don't be eepy