The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

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The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ - sh.itjust.works

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/ [https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/] > And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice. 🤣

Honestly, considering how much of a clown Alex Jones was, they have their work cut out for them if they want to compete at comedic levels!

Either way, this may be the best news I’ve heard all year, thank you!

They don’t want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free!