Today's Low Quality Ad is for the LEGO Spider-Man Advent Calendar. It's on sale for 30% off. Swing into the holidays with - I'm sorry, is that Venom at a hotdog stand? This is literally the greatest thing I've ever seen.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CV2FC2V1?ref=t_ac_view_request_product_image&campaignId=amzn1.campaign.3T1R3HFWQY7IA&linkCode=tr1&tag=connorstone06-20&linkId=amzn1.campaign.3T1R3HFWQY7IA_1732558262752
Amazon.de : LEGO Marvel Spider-Man Advent Calendar 2024 for Kids - Christmas Advent Calendar with Mini Builds

No ketchup. No mustard. That's a hotdog purist if I've ever seen one. Could Venom defeat Joey Chestnut in a hotdog eating contest? Someone needs to start writing that fanfiction immediately because I simply must know.
@lowqualityfacts Absolutely Venom could. He could open his mouth a lot wider, making for ease of hot dog swallowing. And imagine, many tendrils each holding a hot dog. No contest!
@lowqualityfacts No Scarlet Spider, no sale