sure, I can touch grassโ€”but can I grep grass? can I sed grass? can I tail grass? yeah, thatโ€™s what I thought
@zachleat "touch grass && rm grass" would be a great podcast title.

@zachleat go fork it !

:trollface:

@zachleat perl 5.40.0 has core grass support
@deafferret ok sure but what version is perl harbor
@zachleat too soon
@deafferret do you even remember the alamo
Omaha Alamo Drafthouse movie theater shuts down

Omahaโ€™s Alamo Drafthouse had its final days of screenings over the weekend.

WOWT
@deafferret oh wtf I didnโ€™t even know this
@zachleat
touch $(which grass)
touch: cannot touch '/usr/bin/grass': Permission denied
@lars you gotta open the backdoor first

@zachleat

#!/bin/bash
S=$(basename "$0");D=$((($(date +%s)-$(stat -c %Y "$0"))/86400))
[ $D -lt 1 ]&&echo "Great job! You recently touched $S. Keep it up!"&&exit 0
E=${#D};EXC=$(printf "%${E}s"|tr ' ' '!')
echo "Please touch $S again$EXC";exit $E

@zachleat sudoers may touch this at any time.
@zachleat Of course you can pull grass, but can you push it?
@bobmonsour @zachleat ```
git pull
git add grass/
git commit -m "grass added"
git push
```

@zachleat

make grass
water | grass
touch grass
cut grass

@zachleat Can you cat grass?
@edwin cats need vitamins but do they need minerals?? listen in on this 46 part podcast series
@zachleat the question remains: can you cat grass? ๐Ÿ˜‰
@edwin I definitely canโ€™t but my two cats definitely can
@zachleat you can tar grass, now you have a parking space for your cybertruck
@zachleat people give you strange looks when you bash grass. Zsh!
@zachleat sudo rm -rf grass
Oh, whoops
(A simple joke should not require undoing autocorrupt so many times)
@svgeesus my kingdom for a dev-friendly smartphone keyboard ๐Ÿ˜…

@zachleat @svgeesus
https://github.com/8VIM/8VIM โ€‹๐Ÿ‘€

Edit: I will say I did actually enjoy using 8VIM when I used it, but it takes a month to write a toot.

GitHub - 8VIM/8VIM: A Text Editor inside a keyboard, drawing it's inspiration from 8pen and Vim.

A Text Editor inside a keyboard, drawing it's inspiration from 8pen and Vim. - GitHub - 8VIM/8VIM: A Text Editor inside a keyboard, drawing it's inspiration from 8pen and Vim.

GitHub

@chris @svgeesus how am I only learning about this now, 14 years later ๐Ÿ˜…

edit: omg itโ€™s a rotary phone keyboard

@zachleat You can cat grass.
@kevin if you want to cat puke later, sure