Guys help I think my coworkers are starting to notice that I'm dead inside and there are only so many platitudes about the weather.
@Gina commute/traffic might do the trick until you can go back to the weather

@Gina Classic office ice breakers around these parts are:

1. Weather
2. Traffic
3. Sports

What I used to do was read the sports results on the Internet and make an en-passée comment about the results and gauge the reactions around.

@Gina How is the coffee?
something to drink or think, about.

@Gina

So..... How about that union, eh?

@Gina how obvious did you make it lmfao. I think my coworker is starting to catch on that me responding to "how are you?" with "stable" is not a joke.
@nvsr Lol mood. In my defense, why would anyone ever ask you "are you having fun?" AT WORK??
@Gina Jesus nobody goes to work for fun surely