Just in time for the holidays, I have updated my Christmas playlist. Put it on at a party, over the loudspeaker at work, or anywhere else that you can inflict it upon the unsuspecting. Count how many minutes until they ask you to turn it off.

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(I'm very proud of that URL)

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@effinbirds I see I already had it saved from last year
@giflian it has over 50 new songs!

@effinbirds I tried it today, put it on shuffle. Second song up: Christmas Shoes. *Immediately* had two people screaming at me.

"What the fuck?!"
"Who put this on the playlist? This is *not* authorized! Take. It. Off."
"Turn this shit off, right now."

So, resounding success, I'd say. Four minutes.