It's widely known as the mother of all dances.

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🎵🎶🎵🎶Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Macarena!🎵🎶🎵🎶

Fuck, I hate it. Guess that'll stay in my head the rest of the day!

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Tango, on the other hand, is a direct descendant of The Pogo ...
@lowqualityfacts What? I had some Macarena cheese for dinner last night. There was nothing performative about it.
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🥥 Is there an evolutionary chart Eye can consult, Mr Facts, that documents the relationship between these dance forms?
Also, where does break dancing fit into this picture?
(PS: Eye feel a sense of gratitude every day for all that Eye am learning thanks to YOU, sir.) 🥥
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Thought that was land of 1000 dances
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