One sentence horror story:

I thought I was on mute.

@SynapticRewrite the sequel: i didn't know the camera was on.
@SynapticRewrite I took pity on someone today and muted them. Although their chat sounded better than the meeting.

@SynapticRewrite

Finished moving -- "Job offer rescinded?!?"

@SynapticRewrite Another one sentence horror story:

"Did I hit reply all instead of reply?"