I wish the wrestling women-- err well the whole movie-- was more in focus.
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We have a submission win in less than 7 minutes into the movie.
And the pointiest bras of the 60s.
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When in danger archeologists are known to run to the nearest wrestling ring to seek protection from local luchadores. We all know how normal this is.
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Oh that screeching archeologist has the most annoying dub voice. It would be a shame is something were to... happen to him.
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Oh yeah way better on Tubi. Not a dark blob in every shot.
https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/21645da6-879e-4278-bf39-c0520465a5f6
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"Let's all live here. Together. Until this is done. Just me, three beautiful women, and some stuffy old professor. And all this alcohol."
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I've seen a few old Charlie Chan movies. The asian make up can't be that bad in this movie. Can it?
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That is one monster sized hat box.
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The China Syndrome! In Mexico! Or something...
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Oh shit actual actors of Chinese descent.
And they're gone... Never having had a line.
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Is that a hide away electric chair? Why did it move???
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Oh shit. Christine is here. A bunch of teens and greasers are gonna die now.
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Chekov's hatbox!
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Always check for a bomb after you put a mystery hat on... wait what?
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"You're my guardian angel. As an Amazon you're the greatest."
The little comic relief character is annoying, but big mood.
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Sunglasses indoors in the 60s are totally not suspicious at all.
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WTF! Tall wrestling woman should totally be able to take out 2 guys in a room by herself!
Okay maybe not 5 sure, but she should have taken more out before they got her.
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JUDO CHOP ACTION FEATURE!
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Is that drugged woman being radio controlled?
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Comic relief and a Colt 45.
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With all these cameras they hid in their apartment, you'd think the Black Dragon Gang would have snipers to kill them or something. All kinda of mad scientist resources but using them all wrong. Like a Spider-man villain.
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Maybe like don't plan your next step in a place that has lead to all your other codex pieces to be stolen?
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Oh the ladies are having fun beating the shit out of the stunt men.
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Why is the main conflict in a luchadore movie settled by a wrestling match? Why would yo-- oh wait right. LUCHA!!!
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"We'll say good night now. . . Good night."
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What the mummy doin`?
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No blading? No foreign objects? No breaking the announcer's table? What kind of wrestling match is this?
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So the wrestling girls are supposed to be Japanese. But their brother who's in charge of the Black Dragons has big Chinese caricature vibes...
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I feel like the story of this wrestling match isn't easy to follow. It's more just random moves without the story told through fists that really good wrestling matches have.
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"Come on. My sisters will take care of those idiots."
That sounds like the plot of a much better movie.
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Wait. Are they flirting with chess? You are annoying, but good luck little comic relief.
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Hello cartoon pig. Hello spy camera, again. Hello 45 Brandy and not Colt 45?
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A model city! MINIATURES! We are in familiar territory now.
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Oh shit! This movie has the budget for extras and costumes!?
Wait... what movie did they steal these scenes from?
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Wait isn't this just the story of Imhotep in all basic Mummy movies? Heh.
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Well atleast they had budget for some costumes.
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Wait. Was the leader of the Black Dragons watching the flashback footage?
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Oh fuck yeah. Let's go to an actual pyramid for the final act!
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Ancient architecture exploration ACTION!
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"We can kill them right now if we use our pistols."
"That's a stupid idea!"
. . . Is the Black Dragon gang's leader related to the Phantom of Krankor? He's just as dumb.
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