"EULAs of Despair"
https://www.pilotlab.org/eulas-of-despair

As an example, the first three tiers of the Amazon EULA terms total over 642,000 words of text, which translates into OVER 53 HOURS of reading at the rate of 200 words a minute.

EULAs of Despair | PSU PILOT lab

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The Amazon EULA is 1.09 Tolstoys

"A Tolstoy is the metric we are using to emphasize just how large these EULA webs can become. One Tolstoy is the length of the novel War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy, or 587,287 words."

@kgjenkins Since they're using War and Peace, the obvious name for the metric isn't Tolstoys but WAPs 😉
@Tak @kgjenkins Wireless application protocols! Oh, the call costs would be huge.