TugWhat is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving?
ryguyflyguyI feel like it’d be a little better as:
How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?
53 pil-grams!
Because then it’s also factual
History of the First Thanksgiving - History of Massachusetts Blog
The first Thanksgiving was a harvest celebration held by the pilgrims of Plymouth colony in the 17th century. Many myths surround the first Thanksgiving. Very little is known about the event because only two firsthand accounts of the feast were ever written. The first account is William Bradford's journal, Of…
That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!
Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?
I tell them to mine, but they’re in their 20s.
absGeekNZI had children to legitimise my dad jokes.
So had I. That didn’t stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).
This is gold
Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest… Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!
Yeah, I just did.
tatterdemalionI don’t get it. What is “pil”?