"Your package will be delivered on Friday"

OK, that lines up with what I expect given dispatch etc. *Arranges weekend around it*

*Package has still not left delivery centre according to tracking information*

Huzzah! Out for Delivery!

Just two more hurdles: arriving before I need to go to the chippy and them successfully ringing the doorbell...

Huzzah... all deliveries have been received (at least all deliveries to me and that I am expecting...) I can now happily shower and go to the chippy and relax and stuff

Less huzzah... Chippy is closed because the staff want to celebrate Christmas...

In November...

Had to order from somewhere else instead (via Deliveroo)... Couldn't see a way to get the sausage battered... Nor fid they ask about salt and vinegar...

These are the perils of not liking Indian... Or Chinese... Or, well, Spice
@penwing
you have only one chippy 🙀
@penwing
i'm reeling. i realise this is one of the few luxuries of being from liverpool but i have 6 chippies within a 10 minute walk of my front door.
@floppyplopper I used to live where there was one at the end of my terrace
@penwing
only one 🙀
@floppyplopper any more might get too much of a fire safety issue...
@penwing
ah, you would trade abundance of chips for safety
@floppyplopper it's a good compromise where the chips are good and the staff don't get confused when you ask for a battered sausage...