It’s weird that most people who preach about Heaven are the ones I wouldn’t want to spend eternity with anyway.
@AmishSuperModel Should their be an afterlife anything like what fundamentalist "Christians" imagine, I suspect they may be mistaken as to their destination.
@AmishSuperModel All the good cavemen are in heaven now. And you will meet them some day. Except if you are bad. Then you will meet all the bad cavemen in hell.
@AmishSuperModel I doubt they are going to heaven
@AmishSuperModel I figured that out when the nuns told me my dog wasn't going to heaven.

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As the old quote goes, "Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company." Or, as the late great Groucho Marx once put it, upon his refusal to the Friars' Club, "I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members."

Any club of exclusivity which doesn't have room for the freaks, geeks and weirdos in my life certainly doesn't need me.

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They won't actually be there because just saying "Jesus loves you" isn't enough.
@AmishSuperModel It's a place where nothing ever happens. If you like that sort of thing.