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Who owns The Onion? What to know after satire publication buys Alex Jones’ Infowars

The current owner and chairman of The Onion is Jeff Lawson, with Ben Collins listed as chief executive officer, according to the publication’s website.

However, The Onion’s parent company is Global Tetrahedron, where Bryce P. Tetraeder is CEO.

Collins should GTFO of Bluesky, because it is a Nazi bar, about as much as 𝕏itter is.

Wat? It’s full of gay furries and IT professionals haha