@SmudgeTheInsultCat sometimes I listen to CBC podcasts to calm down. Might work for some folks in a pinch.

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I'm more interested in some kind of emotional support lefty New Zealander at the moment, thanks.

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As someone who has recently acquired a timesharing option with one, I highly endorse this message.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I hate to break it to you, but us Canadians are feeling pretty frazzled right now ourselves.
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I could only hope to be so lucky as to have transplant...
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