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The Onion bought InfoWars

theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

nbcnews.com/…/onion-wins-alex-jones-infowars-bank…

OMG, that is awesome! They have a limited amount of time to capitalize on that before all the Infowars drones catch on.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]

The Onion
Forget that, just lease the desk to a company that makes gay and trans porn and have people fuck on it.
that’s not what jones used it for?
No. Im suggesting penis on the desk, not an enormous cunt.