Some Do Nots for #Keynotes at #kubecon

1. No architecture diagrams with more than 5 objects. Ideally, no arch diagrams at all.

2. Slides shouldn't have more than 40 words of text.

3. Don't try to explain all of your project's features in a 5 minute keynote. Pick one, and show it off.

#speakertips

@fuzzychef Do: giant metal octopi that spout flames as an entire slide?

@warthog9 YES!!!

Trick is, you can't if someone else already did. It's like wearing the same dress.

@fuzzychef considering I don't share that photo much, I'd probably be ok.

Mind I doubt anyone wants me keynoting there as I'd be a very grumbly human being 😜

@warthog9 I dunno, might be fun.

You submit anything for SCALE?

@fuzzychef no, couldn't think of anything and wasn't sure timing would work.

Not opposed, but my early year travel schedule is already getting dense too

@fuzzychef lol funny thought: i should hold poll contests asking the internet what i should submit talks on based on what people want me to talk about.

That wouldn't be epicly dangerous at all 😜