As a bit? This is perfect. Ten out of ten, zero notes.

*chef's kiss* ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผโœจ

@Lana this is by far the best news of the day.
@Lana https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/infowars-acquisition-onion-1.7383080 in case anyone's concerned that something this glorious cannot be real
The Onion buys conspiracy site Infowars at auction with help from Sandy Hook families | CBC News

The satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for Alex Jones's Infowars at a bankruptcy auction, backed by families of Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims whom Jones owes more than $1 billion US in defamation judgments for calling the massacre a hoax, the families announced Thursday.

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@Lana also the best outcome I can see for alex jones' victims, having all infowars assets go directly to the people who regularly make fun of conspiracy theories is far better than them going to someone who intends to just let infowars keep going