Framework 
Every day, spiraling inexorably closer to a Framework Printer.
kainisenni@frameworkcomputer
I've genuinely given up on the entire concept of paper at this point
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Though I have to admit, the few times I had to print due to forces beyond my control, the family HP SmartTank has been doing pretty well.
Despite what HP says in the manual, the USB port works, and you don't need their proprietary app if you want to print over the network. Official ink is even priced normally.