The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’

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The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’ - sh.itjust.works

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO ☞ https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/ [https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/] > And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And just like family members, our brands regard one another with mutual suspicion and malice. 🤣

I genuinely don’t know how they plan to make a parody of InfoWars that will not be indistinguishable from the original thing.
The funniest thing to do would be to turn it into either a legitimate leftist new site or a leftist themed nujob conspiracy mill (though I don’t know how that would work).
I’m hoping for something similar to what The Colbert Report used to be.