The Onion has purchased InfoWars at auction.

Branding rights, equipment, *the whole enchilada.*

And according to reports, Alex Jones is refusing to leave the InfoWars studio without a court order. While recording himself. So, look forward to The Onion's usage of that exclusive footage, I guess.

https://apnews.com/article/onion-buys-infowars-alex-jones-6496f198d141c991087dcd937b3588e9

The Onion buys Alex Jones' Infowars with help from Sandy Hook families

A federal bankruptcy judge in Texas has ordered a hearing into how the satirical news publication The Onion won the bidding for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ Infowars, after Jones and his lawyers raised questions about how a bankruptcy auction was conducted. Lawyers for Jones and a company affiliated with Infowars that submitted a $3.5 million offer said Thursday that they expected a round of bidding to be held where prospective buyers could outbid each other. They alleged that the trustee overseeing the auction changed the process only days before and instead opened only sealed bids that were submitted. Judge Christopher Lopez ordered a hearing for next week.

AP News
@LexYeen fuck the onion and fuck Alex Jones
@Leucrotta @LexYeen I'd say the reason they bought Infowars is to literally turn it into satire of fashy media?
@kescher @Leucrotta yeah, considering they're exclusively advertising Everytown for Gun Safety with it, I can't imagine they're gonna keep it going in the same direction Jones set it on.