Mastodawn

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.

It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.

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Ok. I did.

I went to school in Madison for a short time, and that made me try to count how many years I've known The Onion and I really can't count that high.

😂😂😂🤪

This is great news in a grim news month.

Hearing that if I subscribe you'll send me a dropbox link to a pdf revealing if Bill Hicks is still alive. Is that true?

I kinda want to know: Are you gonna keep the InfoWars branding?

If they said yes, how would you know if it was parody or not?

I think that’s the point.

Maybe just buying it for the technology

The true heroes!!!!