You don't benefit from frantically checking social media and getting minute to minute updates of current events, unless that event is the fucking Onion buying Infowars out of bankruptcy, ahahahaha. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site intends to turn Infowars into a parody of itself. But the court overseeing the bankruptcy put a hold on the sale pending a hearing next week.

The New York Times
@3psboyd A rare moment of joy and amusement in this bleak time.