Where do we get one?!

@georgetakei Over her modem? Is this how you protect yourself from internet trolls?

If so, I want one too!

@alopex @georgetakei Trolls are on the march. Get thee all to the axe throwing booth.
@georgetakei where do we get what? You must mean the axe throwing certificate?
I would actually need one when fascism settles in.
@georgetakei β€œleave the tiara, take the cannoli, I mean the axe”

@georgetakei

This is the most wholesome story I have read in a long time.

@georgetakei
It's early in the day for a story like this and I have a lump in my throat. I'd wear a tiara if it kept the Internet trolls at bay. Can you buy one or does it have to be freely given?