Not even The Onion could have predicted this headline

Happy Thursday. ❤️

@flexghost This is the headline I needed this morning 😊
@curtisysmith for me it created a lot of staring at my phone and thinking my eyes were blurry then thinking I might be having a stroke
@flexghost Sounds like an appropriate reaction 😂 I try to never wish ill on anyone, but maybe it’s Alex that’s having the stroke. I was sure some right wing mega donor would buy it to keep him in business. That’s 0-2 for me on predictions in the last ten days, but I’m much happier about this one