A Swedish region bought a shit system from Oracle that doesn't work, but they're not worried because "that would mean penalties for Oracle".

Buddy, they got your whole project budget and more just for their breakfast seminars.

@patriksvensson Purchasing: "We need to tell the [IT giant] that they cannot discontinue support for this product [with a monopoly on the market], and that they should give us [a company of 500 users] discount on [already heavily discounted] licenses, else we're going to buy a different SW [where there's none]?"
Me, IT: "Sure. Here are the contact numbers. Let me know how it goes".
... two weeks later...
Purchasing: "So, we called them and... Price stays the same and we have to upgrade."