The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
The Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.
Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]