Wow. G'bless @TheOnion
The Onion wins auction to take control of Alex Jones’s Infowars https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/11/14/infowars-auction-alex-jones-sandy-hook-the-onion/
The Onion wins auction to take control of Alex Jones’s Infowars

The sale to the satirical news site ends Jones’s 25-year run controlling the conspiracy theorist website that peddled claims the Sandy Hook school shooting was a “hoax.”

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@jeffjarvis I take back all shit I've said about twilio.
@jeffjarvis this is one of the funniest things I have heard and made me think of an alternate headline, “satire news buys fake news”.
@jeffjarvis there is a shred of justice in this world.
Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And […]

The Onion
@jeffjarvis Great. Now do the Washington Post.