So I was streaming, and someone who I'd never seen before entered my stream, and went "are you Lizardbeth". I jokingly call myself Elizardbeth sometimes, so I said that and went "Yeah sure", and they went "is this all you do?" to my stream of Animal Crossing.

So after I got over that burn, they went "really, are you Lizardbeth" and I had to explain I was very confused. So they showed me a furry artist named Lizardbeth, who is a green lizard with brown hair, and went "You kind of look like her. I used to live with her, and she owes me money. Are you her?"

So now I had to explain to this debt collector, no, I am not, and Goblins and Lizards are not the same thing. When I put on my irl camera to show my irl face they went "Okay, you're not her" and gave me one bit "for the trouble" before disappearing.

I love the idea that in order to hide from my debts, I changed my name from Liz to Liz and grew ears.