Breaking News: Trump Nominates Slug to be Secretary of Salt.
@lowqualityfacts pour some chocolate syrup on that bitch yeah!
@lowqualityfacts Aaaaaaaaahhhhgg you almost got me you almost fooled me ((accordion hands)) but I was too smart, I figured out that that's not a real thing you said ((more accordion hands for no reason))

@lowqualityfacts ten minutes later....

"I never spoke to the Slug I herd some very bad bad things about the Slug".

@lowqualityfacts marjorie Taylor Greene will be the Secretary of Eugenics
@lowqualityfacts yeah, that does make a little too much sense. . .
@lowqualityfacts Also nominates Salt to be the Secretary of Slugs