The Star Wars story I want is about a dude working in a fast food restaurant on Jakku who gets haunted by the force ghost of a Jedi who died 100 years ago and keeps nagging him with her unfinished business.
He just wants to ask the cute barista out, the Jedi is like "you need to steal a starship."
@charliejane "The Force is with you! That's why you're so good at flipping moss-mucus burgers, it's all in the wrist. Just like a lightsaber!"
"Uh huh. And what part of stopping your crazy apprentice and their army of cultists will pay my rent?"
"You must bring balance to the-"
"To the cash register. Buy a moss-mucus burger or go haunt the death stick addict in booth seven."
Yoko's Asterisk 🏳️⚧
Michael Crider