Benoit Badrignans
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MemphisDaPlaya 🎲🎲I'm available.
Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Yeah, well, I remember the round of "satire is dead" claims when Kissinger got the Peace Prize. I don't see any reason not to suppose that, actually, such "breaking news" isn't as old as humanity.
samiamsami've been saying for years
make The Onion satire again
'mericans did not understand the assignment
Justin M@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon reality muscled in. It's over now for satire
gz@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
I was serving in a tea house at Burning Man many years ago and was reading a printed copy of The Mushroom, the playa equivalent of the The Onion. I was cracking up and asked rhetorically "who are the guys that do this?". The man sitting in front of me put his hand up.
I was serving in a tea house at Burning Man many years ago and was reading a printed copy of The Mushroom, the playa equivalent of the The Onion. I was cracking up and asked rhetorically "who are the guys that do this?". The man sitting in front of me put his hand up.
Led By Gilded Fools@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
I think they've got an overload of material
https://theonion.com/trump-boys-have-slap-fight-over-who-gets-to-run-foreign-policy-meetings/
Trump Boys Have Slap Fight Over Who Gets To Run Foreign Policy Meetings
PALM BEACH, FL—Lashing furiously at each other’s faces with their flailing hands, the Trump boys were reportedly engaged in a slap fight Friday over who would get to run their dad’s foreign policy meetings. “No, you got to do it last time, Eric—it’s my turn, it’s mine!” said Donald Trump Jr., who flinched and cried […]
Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon In 1973, Tom Lehrer said political satire became obsolete the day Henry Kissinger was awarded with the Nobel Peace Prize. Then again, there have always been times when reality was too silly and absurd for satire. Like right now.
not_leader@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon okay but the onion is having a renaissance rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZRVZce5Qs
and
Neo-Nazi Pulls Off Surprise Victory In Long-Held KKK District | Onion News Network
Miakoda 
It's too upsetting to be funny. *heavy sigh*
Adam MacLeod@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon BREAKING NEWS: The Onion saved from imminant destruction by LLMs who have whole-heartedly agreed to continue the great tradditions of The Onion simply by ingesting all of the world's real news, then summarizing it via their beautiful algorithms.
Verain@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon There have been a few times over the years when I can't tell the difference between real life and light trolling. Depressing.
Walrus 🏴I believe @newsthump is having the same problem.
Dave Goldsmithaint that the truth
Ted Faber@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
I've been reading The Onion for 30 years and I have never once seen them break character. Citation needed.
I've been reading The Onion for 30 years and I have never once seen them break character. Citation needed.