MAGA: I got a message for all you loudmouthed liberals. Stop trying to take away our free speech.

LIBERAL: Ok. Stop lying.

MAGA: huh?

LIBERAL: Stop telling overt lies to people. If you stop lying, we won't have a problem.

MAGA: But... You can't say that! My freedom of spe—

LIBERAL: Oh, so now you're telling me what I can and can't say? That's not very free speech of you.

MAGA: Look, whether I'm lying or not, it's protected speech.

LIBERAL: No it's not.

MAGA: First amendment, asshole. I have the freedom to say whatever I want!

LIBERAL: Fraud.

MAGA: What?

LIBERAL: Fraud is when you lie in business dealings. It's illegal.

MAGA: Yeah but—

LIBERAL: Slander. Lying about other people in a way that harms them. You can be sued for that. You want me to keep going?

MAGA: Wait just a min—

LIBERAL: Libel. Putting those lies in print. Also illegal. You can go to jail.

MAGA: But—

LIBERAL: Perjury. Saying lies in court. Literally a jailable offense.

MAGA: No no no stop, okay. God gave us the right to say whatever we want without punishment.

LIBERAL: What's the 9th commandment?

MAGA: Uhhh... The 9th?

LIBERAL: Commandment. In the Bible. You read the Bible don't you?

MAGA: Yeah? So?

LIBERAL: The 9th commandment. "Thou shall not bear false witness." Exodus 20:16.

MAGA: What's that mean??

LIBERAL: IT MEANS DON'T LIE ASSHOLE