I'd rather have 43 escaped lab monkeys appointed to the FDA than RFK Jr because at least they have some drug research experience.
@the_etrain Let's hope the monkeys, after escaping their abusive captivity, will find their way to a tranquil paradise where they can live in peace and happiness.
@the_etrain “43 Monkeys” is my second-least-favorite Brad Pitt movie.

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But RFK Jr has brain worms

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That's almost one monkey for each of his mistresses

@the_etrain The "bad news" is the 43 monkeys are all female, apparently, so unlikely to produce a fabulous new herd... flock...? of wild monkeys in the area. Hoping some more monkeys get loose before they're all vivisected... 😱
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Next jailbreak is the male monkey jail!

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I'd rather have the zombie virus spread from these cute primates than give RFK Jr any more air time.

@the_etrain Conspiracy theories and made up stories are fine for any of us who have already finished procreating ... the human race survives!