TuxDear Americans, be prepare to get screwed!
Zip2That’s fine, you’re all ok with American made laptops, right?
Do those exist? And what about all the internal components?
burgersc12They’re state of the art, made from the finest balsa wood!
I believe the internals are all made from freedomite and it’s all a brand new design.
uisJust like russian laptops. Except instead of being built like a tank they are built from toilet paper.