@jeffowski wait, somebody who knows how to spell Hallowe'en.

@jeffowski Hallowe'en isn't just holding the line. For the last several years, it's been leading a counterattack.

Time was you would see Christmas stuff in September. Hallowe'en has forced that out. Christmas has been retreating to November for a while now, with only a small amount of Christmas stuff remaining in October.

@jeffowski The poor turkey never stood a chance.
@jeffowski Thanksgiving needs to get its act together.