Halloween costumes gone wild

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Halloween costumes gone wild - Lemmy.World

Someone somewhere just unlocked a new fetish.

I assume you’ve never been to Thailand.

That’s a tame (and already existing) fetish compared to some of the things I’ve seen there.

Tilapia?
GOTT IM HIMMEL! Toto as the band?
Toto, in Thai means baby… don’t ask.
That one you have to book a return trip 9 months after the boy & girl make love selection
Might I ask how the fish are involved in it?
You get a menu, you pick the person you want to see, you pick the item (living, dead or inanimate object) and what you want them to do with it; usually a hole.
f(et)ish
We put the ET in Fish™️
She’s got a big bass.
Is there some possibility you’re fibbing?
Let’s check for denial from any siblings in order to decide.
I wanna see her slap!
Sorry, that’s a brown trout, I’m pretty sure
That’s not a trout.

You’re right, that’s an Atlantic cod.

Trouts have two back fins and a more hook like lower jaw.

Baby, I’m saving my game in your bedroom… So that’s where I can reSpawn.

I can smell that costume…

…wait

🎵 "I like big bass, I can’t deny*🎶
🎵 All about that bass bout that bass, no pebble 🎵
Edward Bloom, at it again
Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!
She got catfished.
Wearing only a codpiece? That’s daring…
Is there a gentlemen’s version of this costume available?
tastes like chicken. raw chicken.
Clash oh no my lamp turns around clash my vase!