The Picard ManeuverBest friends
JasonDJWhoever originally posted this is probably pregnant.
Source: I have two kids.
I think OB/GYNs have ‘crying at target’ as a standard option on their symptom forms.
It really should be.
Second kid, my wife was crying at target, and was like “why am I crying at target? I should get a pregnancy test while I’m here”. Two lines.
Wait…is someone named JasonDJ actually a pregnant woman? I’m just imagining Jason Voorhees as a pregnant DJ.
…Which may actually be scarier than the movies.
He could be a father.
Like Devito in that movie?
Or otherwise emotionally unstable
Or it’s a joke.
Or just an exaggeration not meant to be taken seriously.
That’s fucking adorable! 😍
And then you take the last pumpkin mug and the ghost is forever sad.
They’re mymics is anyhow way too positive for Halloween. Separate them to get two villains full of bitterness und anger!
potoooooooo ✅️You either buy one of each or decide which one loses a friend forever.
ChaoticNeutralCzechThere is just one jack’o’lantern left (it’s probably a more practical shape) so yes, people seem to buy them at different rates.
This is absolutely something my pregnant wife would have done. Those hormones are nuts.
Smart marketing
sudoThe shape/lip on those will be a nightmare to drink out of
AnUnusualRelicAnd they’re also impossible to properly clean.
Just turn the brush?
OK Mr. Moneybags we get it you have a special brush for your dishes and don’t use the same one for your teeth and hair.
Yeah, I’d just drill a hole and turn them into planters. #plantdad
Nobody loves Lil’ Vampire mug.
Maybe it’s the hollow corpses of their respective children
Is this that ‘relationship baggage’ I keep hearing about?
Flying SquidDracula over there being like, “I wish I had a friend.”
NickwithaCSimilarly: