josefOct 27, 2024

me: *presses play on an app*

app: Great! Your journey is about to begin! Just some questions first. Where were you born? How would you describe your income bracket?

me: *dismiss*

app: Got it! We'll ask you next time before asking you questions.

me: *presses shuffle button*

app: Got it! Shuffle enabled until tomorrow.

notification: Somebody enabled shuffle playback on your account. Click here to verify

notification: 🏆ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Power user

app: Do you want to rate this app?

Show threadScott Williams 🐧Oct 27, 2024
@jk app: I see you're in a Target. Enable location permissions to always allow access to this app to get offers for the aisle you're currently in.
Show threadpcbeardOct 28, 2024

@vwbusguy @jk the target app lies about what they have in stock.

“You’re in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.”

Show threadScott Williams 🐧Oct 28, 2024
@pcbeard @jk If shopping at Target were like a MUD dungeon crawler.
Show threadcmdrSprocketOct 28, 2024
@vwbusguy @pcbeard @jk You have been eaten by a marketing grue.
Show threadpcbeardOct 28, 2024
@cmdrSprocket @vwbusguy @jk somebody should do a parody of zork consisting entirely of internet culture and hardships. You, the hapless blogger trying to find an audience but are gradually shut out of the game as SEO stops working and your content is given away by search engine excerpts.
Show threadScott Williams 🐧
@pcbeard @cmdrSprocket @jk Paging @mc_frontalot . He seems uniquely qualified for that.
Oct 28, 2024 at 6:44pmWeb