JeezNutz

Peeing in this sink is better than peeing in a toilet (for penis's)

https://lemmy.ml/post/21840894

Peeing in the sink is better than peeing in a toilet (for penis's) - Lemmy

Mainly because it is much more convenient and fast. You just pop it in, pee, rinse it off and wash your hands right there. If you were peeing in a toilet you would have to aim, check if your weenie’s stuck in sprinkler mode, and walk to the sink afterwards. Imagine what you could’ve spent those extra 4 seconds on. Another great thing is that it saves plenty of water! You use 4.5 - 11L per flush where I live. Instead of wasting all that water you could just be doing a quick rinse, plus washing your hands cleans the sink too.

Oct 27, 2024 at 1:46pmWeb
Show threadnocturneOct 27, 2024
You could wash the dishes while you’re at it too.
Show threadSkeezixOct 27, 2024
could take a dump too! Just moosh it down the hole.
Show threadDasusOct 27, 2024
Unlike shit, piss has actually been pretty crucial for cleaning throughout history.
Show threadJeezNutzOct 27, 2024
That wastes too much water. I just pee into the dishwasher
Show threadnocturneOct 27, 2024
Screw the dish water, save your piss.
Show threadJeezNutzOct 27, 2024
Pee is what, 99% water? I’ve just been wasting it this whole time!
Show threadKernal64Oct 27, 2024
…how low are your sinks?
Show threadJeezNutzOct 27, 2024
Pretty low actually
Show threadBougieBirdieOct 27, 2024
Sure, when you do it it’s an efficiency hack and time saver, when I do it I’m told I’m ‘making a scene’ and get ejected from the Wendy’s
Show threadscemmyOct 27, 2024

I just pee in my pants. It’s even faster, works regardless of how tubular your genitalia are, and doesn’t require external water.

With the time saved not having to go to the washroom, I’ve opened a car wash where I use my wet pants to wipe dirty cars. Now I get paid to pee.

Next, I’m looking at business ideas for the diarrhea in my pants.

Show threadover_cloxOct 27, 2024
You wear pants?
Show threadscemmyOct 27, 2024
Until my retirement, yes. My pants are my investments.
Show threadJeezNutzOct 27, 2024
I’ve tried getting into that industry but the job market is oversaturated
Show threadsolonerOct 27, 2024
🥁
Show threadyesmanOct 27, 2024
For the love of god, just sit to pee, your cock won’t fall off and women can’t tell. I promise.
Show threadsouthsamuraiOct 27, 2024

Word!

And, you can be doing other things while you drain the main vein, if you want to. Not suggesting anyone has to forego the pure pleasure of pissing in the name of productivity, but you can if you want to.

Easier when you’re barely awake and wobbly because insomnia as well.

Show threadJeezNutzOct 27, 2024
I only do that when I have a boner because it uses more water. Honestly though it’s just more fun to pee in the sink.
Show threadCaptainCancelOct 27, 2024
Fun fact. You can piss your pants in front of a cop and they can’t arrest you!
Show threadYaksDCOct 27, 2024
How freaking tall are you?