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John Gruber
I love how in all professional sports commentary, no player is “slow”. Instead, “he doesn’t run very well.”
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Rob
Oct 27, 2024
@gruber
Well except maybe Australian football where midfields are often described as “slow, needing an injection of pace”.
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Casper 👻
Oct 27, 2024
@gruber
I’d need a bicycle to do their ‘slow’
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Steve Riggins
Oct 27, 2024
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I can’t stand it. They just confirm and justify whatever happened.
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MacBalance
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@gruber
Well I’ve added that to my mastodon bio.
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