*editorial board publishes some racist nonsense*
👴🏻 Look, I don't like it any more than you do! But I can't control the editorial board of my own newspaper! No one can! That thing has a mind of its own! I'm telling you, I can't control it!
*Editorial board attempts to endorse Kamala Harris for president*
👴🏻 No wait just kidding I can! LOL!
